Fool-Proof Method To "Erase" Our Trillion Dollar Debt

So Obama tried to bully the S&P and get them to keep America's credit rating at AAA. The bestest, highest, credit rating a country can have. And the Prime Minister of Greece was crying about being held hostage by the credit rating peeps.  Here's a direct copy from a Huffington Post article. George Papandreou, in a written statement posted on a government website early Friday said the agencies, instead of elected governments, "are seeking to shape our destiny and determine the future of our children." 

Boo-Hoo you big babies! Is this for real? How many of us peons have been bullied by the big three credit bureaus...Equifax 1-800-685-1111, TransUnion 1-800-916-8800, Experian 1-888-397-3742. These three devils hold us hostage on a daily basis, forcing us to accept ridiculously high interest rates and wrapping us in red tape, oppressing us with debt-to-income ratio bullshit!  If we have to kiss the devil's ass...then so do the countries!! Who do these leaders think they are? They should be held accountable to their budgets and spending patterns the same way we are.

Maybe Obama should file bankruptcy for America like all the regular people out there!  Yeah, he can borrow this American rationale...it's a winner for so many! Just go before some judge and say you have a "real bad sex addiction" diagnosed by a certified psychiatrist, and, due to the nature of your "illness," you have racked up 5 trillion in credit card debt in online porn memberships! Oh it works every time! China will feel so sorry for us! They will be "embarrassed" for us! So embarrassed that they will forgive all our debt just to sweep the "scandal" under the proverbial rug.

It will work...it always does...