Plan B - Burger or Birth Control?

Why oh why is there a burger joint named plan B? I found out about Plan B Burgers when my 17 year old daughter said,  "I'm going out for Plan B."  I almost had a heart attack! Then she explained it was a yummy burger place.

So just to clarify...

Plan B is a pill intended to prevent pregnancy after known or suspected contraceptive failure or unprotected intercourse.

AND...

Plan B is a burger bar that sells 100% certified natural beef,as opposed to unnatural beef...which is....maybe... a gay cow if you're republican or a gas-guzzling SUV driving cow if you're a democrat.

The real definition of plan B is "a secondary plan of action in the event that changes would make the primary plan unsuccessful."

Wait I'm getting confused... plan A is "the primary plan of action." So is plan A the intercourse moment and a McDonald's quarter pounder? Because then plan B would be the morning after pill and the organic burger?? Because there has to be a plan A .... or there would be no need for a plan B. Right???

I thought plan A was the best plan and plan B was a just-in-case thing.  Like when you go to the movies, plan A is two tickets for Mission Impossible IMAX and plan B is two tickets for Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked.

But I guess plan B could be the better plan...like for Brad Pitt...Jennifer Aniston was plan A and Angelina Jolie was plan B. So I see how this can work either way!

So whatever your plan A may be, practice safe sex and become a vegetarian...because then you will never need plan B.