I love Judge Judy. She is the queen of reality tv! So all you Kardashian fans out there...Kimmy's life is not real! Judge Judy IS real! I was sitting around wondering what Judge Judy might say to Kim Kardashian regarding all the hub-bub surrounding her 72 day marriage. Here are some classic Judge Judy Quotes that I know she would be saying to Kimmy in court!
KimK: I'm here in court today to end my 72 day marriage. I realized I got caught up in the wedding planning and I did marry for love, I can't believe I would have to defend this.
Judge Judy: Is the word stupid written across my forehead?
KimK: Well I don't think I should have to give the wedding gifts back because I'm going to make a generous donation to a charity.
Judge Judy: This is not Let's Make a Deal, and I'm not Monty Hall!
KimK: My mom went on tv and said she doesn't like Indian givers and I shouldn't give the ring back either.
Judge Judy: And you ought to be ashamed of yourself!
KimK: Well it was intuition, I realized it wasn't going to work, there's no right or wrong, just intuition.
Judge Judy: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.
KimK: I've never missed a day of work, but I'm too distraught now, I need time for me.
Judge Judy: Never combine business with pleasure; that's not good business. Got what I mean?
KimK: I am embarrassed by all this. So can I keep all the money and gifts?
Judge Judy: What school of double-talk did you go to? You're an idiot! If it doesn't make sense, it's not true! You're lying, I can tell because the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up! Byrd, please escort Miss K out of my courtroom, I've had enough and I'm sure the audience has had enough too!
To all you young ladies out there, don't be like KimK, she is no role model!
Judge Judy is the woman to be like. Smart, well-educated, sassy, truthful, moral, ethical, and a good citizen!
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