Ginger "The Babbler" White versus Herman "The Worman" Cain

This is a dose of help for all the foolish women out there who out their secret lovers.....Stop telling your classified closet capers! Frankly, the rest of us don't want to hear about it. Why can't you keep your personal business to yourself?!? The repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell does not apply here ladies!

It's just embarrassing for women everywhere. Ginger White and all the accusers coming out of the woodwork like little tattle-tale rats... it's nauseating.

Whose character should we attack? Hers or His??? Or should it matter at all? Seems to me these ladies are telling stories because they want something.

Ginger, why didn't you go to confession instead of the media? Ginger, why are you ruining your reputation and bringing all us gals down? Ginger, you chose to be with the man for crying out loud! And I'm not sure I believe you anyway!

Ladies....boudoir antics must never verbally stray from the bedroom! No videos either! Don't kiss and tell!

Word of the day: Uncouth.
Definition: lacking in polish and grace, awkward and uncultivated in appearance, manner, or behavior. Rude. Boorish. Classless.
Sentence: I found the woman rather uncouth; indeed, she was quite an unsavory character.