Did Charlie Sheen Help Bill Zedler Write That God-Awful Creationist Bill?

So Bill Zedler is some kind of politician in Texas. He's in the news because he wrote House Bill 2454 that prohibits "discrimination by public institutions of higher education against faculty members and students based on their conduct of research relating to intelligent design." What...? Are you scratching your noggin wondering what the heck is going on in Texas?

What, they aren't worried about the border anymore? No more troubles with unemployment? No more budget woes? Everything is going so well in Texas, Billy-boy had so much time on his hands, that he wrote this bill about....ummm...about...well if I had to guess...it's about the missing link?  Something about man was an ape or maybe God made man or maybe God made an ape that turned into a man? And, which ever one you believe, no one can bad-mouth you in the state of Texas? Yeah! That's what his bill is about right?

I'm figuring Charlie Sheen helped him write it. I think they sat down together and drank some tiger blood and started howling at the moon or growling or maybe ran naked through the wilderness and said to each other, "We are man, we know stuff about the world, let's write a law about stuff!"

Cause there is no other explanation for the crazy-talk going on in that bill!

First, I'm pretty sure it's kind-of sort-of illegal because it's really about religion and hocus-pocus-poof-the-world-was-created-in-six-days-by-intelligent design-which-is-really-creationism-disguised-as-science-so-it-can-be-taught-in-schools-mumbo-jumbo-fake-you-out-drink-the-kool-aide-kind-of-rhetoric!

Second, what kind of "research" is he talking about related to "intelligent design"...a bible study class?

Third, how dumb does he think Texans and Americans are? Intelligent design is creationism...duh.

Fourth,  what was Charlie Sheen thinking!? Charlie just might have ruined his reputation by hanging out with Bill Zedler!